Useless Power Quiz Which class are you? Twenty questions decide your class at Useless Academy. Answer honestly. There are no wrong paths. Begin Press Enter ↵ Your Discord or TikTok name * Next Press Enter ↵ Your friend texts: “I did something stupid.” * Key A “Send location.” Key B “Start from the beginning.” Key C “I’m disappointed. Tell me everything. 😂” Key D “Are you okay?” Key E “How stupid?” Next Press Enter ↵ You’re five minutes late to class. * Key A Bring snacks. Bribery fixes things. Key B Already prepared an explanation. Key C I was late because I was helping someone else who was late. Key D Walk in like nothing happened. Key E Sneak in quietly. Nobody saw me. Next Press Enter ↵ There’s a giant monster outside the Academy. * Key A Send my Spirit outside. “Go see what it wants.” Key B “Okay but where’s its weak spot?” Key C Check whether anyone is injured. Key D Study it before doing anything stupid. Key E Make sure everyone gets inside. Next Press Enter ↵ Group project. Nobody has done anything. * Key A Check who needs help. Key B Suggest a completely different project at 1 AM. Key C Fine. I’ll organize everything. Key D Make sure everyone actually does their job. Key E I’ll do the hardest part myself. Next Press Enter ↵ Someone eats the food you were saving. * Key A Buy more and hide it better. Key B Confront them immediately. Key C Investigate. I need a name. Key D Begin an unnecessarily elaborate revenge plot. Key E “It’s okay.” It was not okay. Next Press Enter ↵ You’re lost in a haunted building. * Key A Politely ask the ghost for directions. Key B Stay together. Nobody wanders off. Key C Map where we’ve already been. Key D Check on the friend who’s pretending not to be scared. Key E Walk in front. Next Press Enter ↵ Pick your contribution to a road trip. * Key A Emergency supplies. Key B Absolutely chaotic playlist. Key C Snacks and checking on everyone. Key D Navigation. Key E Driving. Next Press Enter ↵ Someone says, “Don’t press that button.” * Key A Press it. Key B Ask why there’s a dangerous button just sitting here. Key C “What does it do?” Key D Convince someone else to press it. Key E Keep everyone AWAY from the button. Next Press Enter ↵ Your friend is crying. * Key A Attempt to make them laugh with something incredibly stupid. Key B Ask who caused this. Key C Get them somewhere comfortable first. Key D Help them figure out what happened. Key E Sit with them until they’re okay. Next Press Enter ↵ A villain gives a ten-minute evil speech. * Key A Make sure the team is ready. Key B Ask increasingly annoying questions. Key C Listen. They might reveal something useful. Key D Attack halfway through. Key E Watch everyone else while they’re distracted. Next Press Enter ↵ You have an exam tomorrow. * Key A Discover an entirely new level of productivity at 2:47 AM. Key B Prepare everything tonight so tomorrow is easy. Key C Practice until I can do it without thinking. Key D Organized study session. Key E Help my friend study too. Next Press Enter ↵ You accidentally summon a mysterious creature. * Key A Feed it. It looks hungry. Key B “You’re my child now.” Key C Study it. Key D See if it can fight. Key E Keep it away from everyone. Next Press Enter ↵ Someone insults your best friend. * Key A Respond with something so weird they don’t know how to continue. Key B Destroy their argument with facts. Key C “Say it again.” Key D Get my friend away from the situation. Key E Step between them. Next Press Enter ↵ The entire plan has failed. * Key A Check everyone’s condition first. Key B “Excellent. Time for Plan G.” Key C Find the biggest problem and deal with it. Key D Figure out why. Key E Hold everything together until we recover. Next Press Enter ↵ Zombie apocalypse. Choose one item. * Key A Shopping cart. Key B Medical supplies. Key C Map/radio. Key D Something useful for fighting. Key E Protective gear. Next Press Enter ↵ Your friend says: “Trust me.” * Key A “Fine. Let’s go.” Key B “Absolutely not. Continue.” Key C “Are you sure you’re okay?” Key D “Explain first.” Key E “I trust you, but I’m coming too.” Next Press Enter ↵ You discover a secret passage at school. * Key A Bring supplies. Key B Already inside. Key C Start calling it “my office.” Key D Figure out where it leads before entering. Key E Tell someone before disappearing into a wall. Next Press Enter ↵ Your teammate has 1 HP left. * Key A “GET OVER HERE. NOW.” Key B Eliminate the enemy before it attacks again. Key C Attempt something nobody should reasonably attempt. Key D Change the strategy immediately. Key E Get between them and the enemy. Next Press Enter ↵ Someone tells you something is impossible. * Key A Congratulations. You have now made me want to do it. Key B “Then we’ll find another way.” Key C “According to what evidence?” Key D “We don’t need to risk ourselves proving it.” Key E “Watch me.” Next Press Enter ↵ Useless Academy is on fire. * Key A Check whether anyone is missing or hurt. Key B Find Rebecca before she finds out. Key C Run toward the problem. Key D Determine where the fire started. Key E Get everyone outside. Next Press Enter ↵ You have one hour of completely unlimited power. First thought? * Key A Help someone important to me. Key B Test my limits. Key C Find out everything it can do. Key D Go somewhere I've always wanted to explore. Key E Fix a problem nobody else could. Next Press Enter ↵ You see someone being chased. * Key A Stop whoever is chasing them. Key B Improvise based on what happens next. Key C Figure out what's actually happening first. Key D Create a distraction. Key E Get them somewhere safe. Next Press Enter ↵ You're trapped with four strangers. * Key A Look for something everyone overlooked. Key B Check whether anyone needs help. Key C Test the obvious way out. Key D Start figuring out an escape. Key E Make sure nobody panics. Next Press Enter ↵ Pick your greatest strength. * Key A Reliability Key B Intelligence Key C Adaptability Key D Determination Key E Compassion Next Press Enter ↵ Your plan works perfectly. * Key A “I knew I could do it.” Key B “WAIT. THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?!” Key C “Good. Nobody got hurt.” Key D “Exactly as calculated.” Key E “Everyone okay?” Submit Press Enter ↵ ${bc-percent}% (${bc-step}/${bc-total-steps}) completed